Welcome to Idiot, Ink. Bumper Stickers!

With over 1.8 million sold, these are the most popular bumper stickers in the world! Many bumper stickers are now available at 600 Spencer Gifts stores and 900 Musicland (Sam Goody's) stores nationwide. The designs are silk-screened on virtually indestructible vinyl with dazzling color, and will still look new after years on your car!


Our newest product is actually a magnet.
Show your support for the troops by urging an end to this unprovoked war. Click on ribbon for an actual-sized view.



Bumper stickers are listed below.
Click on text for an actual view of the sticker.

Cheney Satan '08

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

W Worst President Ever

International Terrorists

Bush + Dick = Screwed

Sterilize Stupid People

Bad Cop No Donut

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Plant Manager (w/picture of Marijuana plant)

Porn! It's cheaper than dating

Marijuana! Hey at least it's not crack!

Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?

Beer. Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Life is short. Don't be a dick.

Zero to naked in 6.2 beers.

Discourage inbreeding. Ban country music.

The perfect 12-step program (w/ picture of 12 empty beer cans)

Marijuana, proud sponsors of ... ummm ... we forget!

You lost, get over it! (w/ picture of Confederate flag)

My other ride is your mother!

Enjoy beer, it's just not for breakfast anymore!

Road head relieves road rage

Enjoy sex, 6.2 billion people can't be wrong!

You can't spell "crap" without "rap"

College. We drink more before 9am than most people drink all day!

667 Neighbor of the beast

Beer! Helping white guys dance since 1842!

Marijuana, proud supporters of the snack food industry!

Your college sucks

QUITCHERBITCHIN'

Milks sucks! Got beer?

WHATEVER

Boy bands suck!

God hates rednecks. (Tornados only hit trailer parks!)

I'd rather be spanking the monkey!

Runs with scissors

Monica blew it for Bill.

First Iraq, Now France!

W.W.O.D. What would Ozzy do?


YES, we will print your original stickers, in
quantities of 125 or more only! Click Here for pricing.


If you like the bumper stickers, you will love the books! "Idiot Letters" (Doubleday) is the story of one man's relentless assault on corporate America. It is a collection of intentionally moronic letters sent to 75 corporations plus the confused responses. All letters are real!

Click Here to see an excerpt from the first book and find out more.




The sequel, "The Complete Idiot Letters," is in stores now! It features 90 more insane letters to corporations plus the responses. The publisher is Regnery.

Click Here to see an excerpt from the second book and find out more.

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